Unnamed Palmer Fic

Chapter 1

At Kalm...

We see Palmer walking in a restourant...well almost walking in when Cloud runs in with a extremely mad, and fuming, lady ,with the biggest frying pan you ever saw, behind him. 'Well he's in a hurry' thought Palmer as he looked in the restourant to see whats going on.

"HE COMPLETELY DESTROYED MY HOUSE!!!" Yelled the lady furiosly.

"Please calm down lady, im sure Cloud can repay whatever damage he has coused." Tifa said, she had a chefs hat on a apron with her normal clothes behind the apron.

"Yea p-p-pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease calm down...they dodnt call this place Kalm for nothing." Cloud said meekly, who is of course, hiding behind Tifa.

"HOW CAN I BE CALM WHEN HE WRECKED MY ENTIRE HOUSE?!?!?!?!?!" Yelled the lady even more furios.

"Look im sure Cloud..." Tifa starts to glare at Cloud who is still cowering behind her. "Can repay all the damage he coused"

"GRRRRR.....alright but he better pay me 50,000 gil this week or else!!!" The lady said a little calmer.

The lady walks out and starts looking for somewone or something and then heads for the inn."50,000 GIL!!! 50,000 GIIIIL!!!!!...I dont even have 1,000 gil much less 50,000 gil how can I pay her that much in one week!!! Oh boy now im in a jam." Cloud said sitting down ordering a drink from Tifa.

"Well maybe you shouldnt have 'Wrecked her entire house'." Tifa said making a drink.

"Maybe you could lend me the money??" Cloud said giving her his most pathetic looks.

"Sorry Cloud, your already in big enough debt already..." Tifa said starting to look up to see what she could remeber. " see you owe me 1,000 gil for that one materia you wanted, 200 for that poker game you lost, 6,000 for accidently breaking Mrs.Jubilee's 'high quality' fridge,and 800 for some brand new shoes...im sorry Cloud but as long as you pay me back all of that im afraid I just cant help you this time...you're on your own now Cloud...heres your drink Cloud...and tell me what happend...to Mrs....Mrs..uuum."

"Mete" Cloud said finishing her sentece.

"Yea Mrs.Mete. Mrs.Metes"

"Well..it all happend when I came over Mrs.Mete's house to fix her plumbing and well I forgot to turn off the water and well the water started to spurt out which of course ,hit and broke, her 'priceless' collection of antiques and well I rather panicked and well got one of her 'fragile' and 'valuable' vases and used it to throw out the water and since I was grabing it to hard it broke and the water started flooding the house and her kids werent any help either they just made things worse by tripping over more of her 'priceless' antiques becouse of the water and thats when Mrs.Mete started chasing me with her frying pan...and you know the rest." Cloud took one long sip from his drink.

"Hyu Hyu Hyu Hyu!!! And all my life I thought Cloud would never get in trouble." Palmer walks in laughing at Cloud.

"Palmer? What are you doing here??" Cloud asked surprised seeing him "I came here couse I heard this was one of the best restourants in the world so I decided to get something delicious from this place" Palmer said scanning the small but full restourant for a seat.

"I guess so...what will you be having?" Tifa said, unwillingly, asking Palmer.

"Wait I need to find a seat." Palmer said impatiently.

"Theres one right beside you Palmer." Cloud said with a smirk on his face.

"Huh?..." Palmer turns and sees an empty seat. "Oh...I knew that I just wanted to see if you knew that." Palmer blushes with embarresment.

"Yea right." Cloud turns around with a huge smile on his face which looks like its about to turn to laughter.

As Palmer was leaving the door and walking towards the empty seat the door opens real fast hitting Palmer making him roll to his seat. And of all places its Red XIII who comes in.

"Wow Red did you hear how good this place is too?" Cloud asked surpised. "Umm uh no...I didnt come here for that...This was the closest place where I thought 2 of my freinds were."

"I thought that was Nibelheim, where Vincent is sleeping in a coffin." Tifa corrected.

"O.o; Ummm yea thats right...oh well now that im here I will say this..."

"Say what?" Cloud said not letting Red XIII finish his sentence.

"Cloud let him finish." Tifa said scolding Cloud.

"...Well I found a way we could revive my grandpa!"